Tee hee...

Marcia & Carlos are Proud to Announce the Birth of their Child, Alexandra, on October 30, 1990.

Unfortunately, Alexandra was born with the ability to start fires with their mind.

Marcia & Carlos are crying in the corner.

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Marcia & Carlos are Proud to Announce the Birth of their Child, Damian, on March 31, 1987.

Unfortunately, Damian puked on everyone the moment they were born.

Marcia & Carlos are terribly sorry.

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Marcia & Carlos are Proud to Announce the Birth of their Child, Jorge, on September 23, 1993.

Unfortunately, Jorge shoots lasers out of their eyes.

Marcia & Carlos are laughing maniacally.

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And of course, yours truely...

Carmen & Marcelino are Proud to Announce the Birth of their Child, Marcia, on March 3, 1965.

Unfortunately, Marcia ate their identical twin the moment they were born.

Carmen & Marcelino are thrilled with such a strange baby.

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THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!