Stolen from Ejja_1 (again :P)

Your LJ Prison by redfrog021
Username
Favorite Deadly Sin	SlothGluttonyGreedLustEnvyAngerPride
You are convicted of	You Have a Mullet; FASHION FELONY!!!!
And sentenced to	15 years
Warden	soulofblack
Abusive redneck guard	willowanderer
Easy to bribe guard	uckf
Cellmate	duchess_webb
Wants to make you their bitch	shyy00
Drops soap in the shower on purpose	werecatslair
Works in the laundry and smells people's undies	thistle_dear
Comes to see you for 'conjugal visits'	ejja_1
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My LJ Friends go to Prison - What are their CRIMES? by kattgrrl
Username
Indecent Exposure	soulofblack
Contributing to the delinquency of a minor	klgaffney
Drunk & Disorderly	book_lady
Premeditated Murder	thistle_dear
Kidnapping	c_into_infinity
Transporting a minor across state lines	ejja_1
Smuggling cats across state lines	jola
Resisting arrest	gorebob
Stealing from the penny tray at 7-11	gottgen
Disturbing the peace	blakrose_eris
Perjury	sdoirm
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